I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me
The way people talk about Gale Hawthorne makes me think that most Hunger Games fans didn’t understand the story.
They should make a jukebox musical like mamma mia for Fleetwood Mac about a couple’s terrible miserable divorce
they need to invent a specific word to describe the GRRGHGAHGA RYRURGUGR AURURGRHGR. GGRGGRGRGRHGHAVAGGHRRUGRUGRHRGHRGHRGHR AGHAGHRGHGRHRGHRHA NRURGAHGAHGRHGHR emotion you get when you think about a special interest or hyperfixation too hard. nothing that currently exists gets it
(via wordfather)
i hate mental illness diagnosis. what happened to just being quirky and misunderstood
being quirky don’t get u tht Addy scrip !!
wait period i’m obsessed with you.
(via freckled-bunny)
we need more representation in media for people who are just dogshit at improvising snappy one liners. too many characters these days can come up with the smartest funniest thing to say in any given situation with zero rehearsal or hesitation and it’s just not realistic. we need more guys who say shit like “yeah, well, um, how about you, uh, suck my dick?”
Luigi and Luma hatching a plot to escape Bowser castle:
“average cat owner spends 3 years in prison” factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette’s mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

